So what’s in Dodge’s muscle-car advent calendar?

Dodge released an illustration to go with “24 months of muscle,” featuring both events and products; some of them have already been filled in, e.g. the $150,000 per year product ambassador role dubbed “donut maker,” and the launch of Direct Connection.

What are the other programs: They are not placed based on date; some events have already been launched, and those that are coming soon are scattered across the illustration. Some care completely blank.

We can speculate a little—the fratzog may indicate the return of the fratzog; the jug of moonshine suggests a return to NASCAR. One illustration could indicate triumph over the Mustang—or something else. If you have ideas, reply below!